Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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