Plan B is the new Plan A
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
