Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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