if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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