I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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