i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
