y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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