I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
