she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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