ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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