just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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