haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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