sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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