she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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