Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Acid is not a monday night drug
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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