So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
