You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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