heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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