theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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