Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we made out on top of his cat.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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