it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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