My liver just broke up with me...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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