everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i need some magic done to my vagina
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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