I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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