As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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