We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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