absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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