Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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