This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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