don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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