I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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