I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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