is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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