You made me cry and you don't even care
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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