She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Randomize
