I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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