i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
i now understand why vodka
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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