I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Your tits are I can't wait for
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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