And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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