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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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