you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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