I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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