We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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