but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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