if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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