what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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