Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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