So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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