Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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