The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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