yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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