You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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