I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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