he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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